Positivity, Marriage and Movie of the week

First comes positivity. We should all be grateful for what we have. I love life and even though I'm not rich I have a lot more than the majority of the world. I have more telecommunication equipment, electronics, toys, etc. than most small villages in the world. I'm safe (for the most part) and don't have to worry about my house being burned down by an angry mob or despot army. I'm grateful for my relatively good health and the health of my family. My kid is eating doritos and watching Spongebob on our HDTV. This all sounds cheesy but I think about things like this when I read things like this.

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?"

The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way."

What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it."

Both signs told people the boy was blind. While the first sign simply said the boy was blind, the second sign pointed the fortunate ones to their positive possibilities.

Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively. Invite the people towards good with wisdom.

Now on to marriage. Word up to all you happily married people! I wish mine would have
worked out. We didn't know each other long enough to get married, and suffice to say, her dad is a gunsmith. She's awesome and a great mom. I'm so grateful we did get married and all that has come of it. Anyway, is this what marriage is about?

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End







Movie of the Week:






Japanese Spaghetti western goodness!!!! Takishi Mike!!!
Rent this immediately or just steal the divx!

http://isohunt.com/download/34187145/Sukiyaki.Western.Django.2007.DVDRip.XviD-VxTXviD

Movie of the Week - Corey Haim!!

I'm a sucker for cheesy movies and this one is one of the tops. The Corey's are always bound to please. I might do a retrospective of their fabulous work over the next couple of weeks. This gem has Haim and Patricia Arquette before she started actually getting good parts. The is B-movie trash at it's finest. If you download you are going to need a rar extractor. Winrar is an excellent, free one. Ask any questions if you do download and are not familiar
with burning dvds.
Enjoy!

http://torrents.thepiratebay.org/3768131/Prayer.Of.The.Rollerboys.1991.COMPLETE.FS.NTSC.DVDR-StarDVDr.3768131.TPB.torrent

Trailer Park Boys - The Movie

Trailer Park Boys has been one of my favorite shows for ages. It's shown on Showcase
Canada and also the US BBC (but about 3 seasons behind) This movie came out last year and is finally making it to the states on the 25th. You can watch before it hits here if you like:

http://torrents.thepiratebay.org/3903982/Trailer.Park.Boys[2006].Dvdrip.Xvid.AC3[5.1]-RoCK.3903982.TPB.torrent










Both the movie and the actual show are so incredibly stupid they are genius. I don't remember who said it about TPB but they called it incredibly smart people making dumb art. It's a lot like a live action version of Southpark.
Enjoy, or don't!

Happy New Year!/Movie of the Week

Happy New Year fellers!!
It's January 1st, 2008 and I don't know how you feel. I know how I feel. Hungover!!!
I got crazy with my kid watching the Cartoon Network marathon and probably had too
much bourbon. Nathan is lethargic from too much cream soda, cheddar popcorn and Roger Rabbit. We will both manage. I hope everyone is safe and sound. Time to start
those resolutions. Enjoy your day away from the rat race.


O.K. I am going to start a movie of the week. They will all be available via bittorrent and something you wouldn't be able to see otherwise. (more than likely)
They will be in the DIVX format which can be watched on your computer or your DVD
player if it supports DIVX. If you don't have a DVD player that does, I highly recommend you buy one.
DIVX isn't the movie version of mp3 of the future, it already is. I bought my first one at Target for 60 bucks. I enjoy BBC UK, movies that will never be released or available here, and gave up my DVR because of it. What's the point of waiting a week for something when I have Road Runner, Unnerstand? Anyone that has questions let me know and I will school you. I hate flipping channels and want to free you of it also.




The movie of the week is "Taxi to the Darkside" by Alex Gibney. I'm a documentary
freak and love his work. Here's a link from IMDB if you want to know what he has done:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316795/

This movie is about the U.S.'s method of obtaining "intelligence" from "PUCs". It's horrible. I plan on my movie posts to be full of obscure movies with fart jokes but this isn't one of them. It's a must see for anyone that thinks our country is not on
the right course and is committing atrocities/genocide on the scale of the trail of tears or Hiroshima. It's just so wrong. The current administration preaches morality
and fear and does this. No wonder the rest of the world hates us. Anyway here's the link and enjoy?

http://www.mininova.org/get/953637